Uncle Reggie's radio is magic to behold
There's a hundred million worlds in there and stories to be told
We found it in the attic of a man who had three chins
It was all wrapped up in newspaper and tied up with string

On the front page of the paper it said the king was dead
He wasn't wearing any clothes and now he's got no head
On the back page of the paper it said that we had won
You might say that I'm dreaming and you're not the only one

Uncle Reggie's radio is magical and old
It's black and white and red all over, it's red and green and gold
We sat up in the attic of the man who had three chins
Unwrapping newspaper and untying string

We pulled away the first page but there was no page three
Just a story about an old lady drinking a cup of tea
On page twenty seven we found the obituary
Of our eponymous hero Uncle Reggie..............

YES

Take that in

Our hero is already dead !!!!!

We could end our story now but instead.....

We'll carry on regardless as the best bit's yet to come
Just wait until you hear what Uncle Reggie's done

He's broadcast on the radio Long Wave and Fm
He's travelled through time, flew like swine and scored nine out of ten
He's walked upon the surface of Mercury, Mars, and Venus
Unfortunately in later life he lost the use of his............. cock

TO BE CONTINUED.....